Daniel Kitson:

“This isn’t really a work in progress as much as it is just a loose dollop of stand up in search of an idea.

It shouldn’t be awful though and has been priced accordingly.

I know that’s not massively appealing without an existing knowledge of my powerful back catalogue and that maybe you’d rather catch a cool flick, or track down some decent noodles or seek out a magical first kiss by the river followed by a lifetime of happiness.

Honestly?

I wouldn’t blame you, that sounds lovely.

It’s up to you. Your times your own.”